I'm taking a dump.

I've got a slight case of the Fast Track Sallies.

I'm taking a dump. Also, I just met Screech. I gave him a copy of my film.

I'm taking a dump.

My dump is a season finale. Yeah.

I'm taking a dump. Pretty unhealthy. It smells like bar food n' beer.

I'm taking a big dump. I ate like 2 pounds of Jambalaya last night.

This is one of those dumps that makes you happy to be alive... I held it dangerously from 25th St. to 7th where I now sit.

Last night I had a dream that I pooped a 2 foot Turd. At this moment that dream comes true.

I'm on my 2nd Turd Performance of the day (at a Days Inn).

I'm crapping.

It's a brown blizzard beneath my bottom right now.

Taking a dump alla corn.

This is my first dump as I now embark on my 27th year on this big round ball we call earth, and it stinks. I ate corn for lunch, the next one will be solid!

1st dump of 07!