I'm taking my 2nd pasty one of the day. I hate the paste.

Beer Dump!!!!!!!!!!!!! It smells terrible.

I'm taking a splendid dump.

Taking a dump. It started with great farts.

I've just filled the toilet with chocolate mortar.

I'm taking a dump now.

I'm taking a 4 pound dump. It's a dump so intense I estimate to burn 1,000 calories just by taking it.

I'm taking a dump. It smells.