I'm taking a big n' pasty.

I'm taking a sweaty dump in a bathroom "for customers only" and I don't intend to purchase anything. Score one for me!

I'm taking a massive #2. The first one out was the size of a shampoo bottle.

I'm taking a big one (major dump). Half hot air, half pipe-clogging poo-cement. You could build a sturdy wall with this stuff

I ate jambalaya for dinner last night, as a result I have some sticky turds.

i'm taking a dump.

This dump smells like death. I think I'm crapping out some soul.

Taking another memorable dump. Butt-vomit.

I'm taking a dump at NY's oldest steakhouse. My food is getting cold.

I beat Horatio Sans in pool twice last night. I really like that guy. I'm also taking a dump. A beer dump.

I'm taking a dump. A big one.

I'm throwing a cinco de turd party right now.

I'm taking a dumparoo. And it smells like shit.

I'm taking a dump. I'm going to go see Spiderman.

The dark ones float right now.