I'm taking a Big Brown.

Just took a shower and got dressed and now the dump hits me. I hate it when this happens. I'm not taking another shower, no way.

I'm taking a big one. In fact it hurt coming out it was so big.

I'm taking a dump.

This might turn into a trend you don't like. Late night, West Coast dumps. I'll have to build a bigger Pacific Dump Crew.

My current dump is so big (how big is it!?!) that it could feed a family of Terriers.

I'm taking my 2nd dump as a citizen of LA.

I'm taking my first dump as an LA resident.

I'm taking a biggun (dump). Thick and pasty. It sounds like a suffering alien as it comes out.

I'm taking a big dump. It's nice n' big. Extra smelly.

I just birthed a still born brown snake.

I just farted out enough hot air to fill a birthday balloon.

I'm trying to take a dump in Texas. You know what they say about things in Texas... Everything's "bigger" - that goes for constipation too.

Sometimes the turds burn. Sometimes they sooth.

I'm taking a big dump. I just checked, it's a floater.

I'm taking a dump in the same building in which Issac Hayes is standing this very moment.

I'm taking a dump that reeks of the good times of yesterday.

I'm taking a stinky in Memphis.

I'm taking an amazing dump.

Dumping. Stinky.

I'm taking a dump. It mostly consists of tortilla chips which makes for difficult excavation.

I'm taking a dump. It smells as all dumps do.

I had a dream I took a dump in a crowded room last night. [Justin] Timberlake was there and he was the only one that got grossed out & everyone called him a fag.