Taking dump in portopotty in desert heat. It's the worst. The smell of a beer dump in 100 degrees is awful. It's like being tortured by Qusai Hussein.

I'm crapping away pounds as if I'm sweatin' to the oldies.

Still dumpin.

I'm taking a beer dump. I drank tequila with a fat mexican named Alberto last night.

I'm taking a dump. All sinkers.

I took a dump today that was so big that even chicks would be impressed by it.

I'm taking a dump. Or at least I'm trying. I'm a little backed up. Feels like there's a sideways poop brick fighting its way out. Should be a fun wipe.

Man! I'm taking a dump. I also had asparagus at lunch. So it smells like poop (obviously) in nasty pee water. Cream of asparagus and poop soup.

I'm taking a big dump. It's the kind that sends chills up your spine.