I'm taking a big stinker.

I'm doing a www.1Ninj1Bowl.com

I'm taking a rise n shine dump out west. The best part of waking up... Just smell that aroma, that blend. Doesn't it just put a smile on your face?

I'm taking a dump.

Taking a dump in a bathroom with no actual stall. Once that first nugget comes out there's going to be a flood of poop.

Best beer dump in a while. Nice and solid. Huge. If they made commercials for poop, this turd would be on TV!

My whole body has the delirium tremors. Even my poop has the shakes.

I'm taking a dump. I had a late night bratwurst with onion and kraut. Some good consistency for a change.

My dumps don't even smell like my dumps anymore.

I've gotten shitfaced, shitfaced for 8 straight days. My beer dumps are solid now.

I'm taking a big dump. I've drank 7 straight days. I want to take a break but I feel like I may as well push through the game on Sunday.

I'm taking another dump, man. Had to wake up at 5 am to take a Tyler Perry. Good nickname for a dump.

I just took the kind of dump that you can only earn from a steady diet of Kraft macaroni 'n cheese. It didn't even look like real poop.

I'm taking a dump at the airport and some douche is having a conference call in the stall next to me. I think is using bluetooth.

I'm taking a dump. Everything's nice and solid again. Been dealing with some sallies of the fast track variety.

You would mold me a medal if you could hear the noise my ass just made.

I'm taking a big dump at a bar. At least I'm rising to the level of the competition!

I'm shitting too much lately. I've been tested, know it's not AIDS. Hope it's not the Permanent Runs.

I'm freeing brown snakes that have been held captive since my last roast beef sandwich.

I'm taking a dump.

I'm taking a dump. Big ol' bowl of brown.

I'm taking a "3:10 in Yuma". And by "3:10", I mean "big dump" and by "Yuma", I mean "Denny's".