Friday, November 30, 2007

I'm taking a sweet Georgia Brown.
You ever have a dump that smells kinda good?

Thursday, November 29, 2007

I'm taking a dump.
I'm taking a dump. Babies take lots of dumps.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Beowulf 3D is pretty cool. Beowulf is like O'Doyle from Billy Madison. Constantly shouting his name. I'm taking a dump.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Taking a dump.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Taking a dump and drinking an orange juice.

Friday, November 23, 2007

I'm finally taking a dump today. It's a good one. Smelly and solid.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

I'm taking a dump that sounds like a stalling motorcycle.
I took a terrible dump in the girl's bathroom at the bar last night. Some hot chick had to go in after me. It smelled worse than murder.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

I'm taking a dump. Let's hope Vandy keeps up the good work.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

I think I have permanent beer dumps. There must be a taco lodged in my colon that effects all that passes.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

I'm taking a big dump.