I'm taking a dump.

Taking a dump.

The plane I'm on is so small that I could stink the whole thing up if I take a dump... Or WILL stink the whole thing up WHEN I take a dump.

Taking my 2nd beer dump of the day. I had a 15 second fart.

I have a bad case of diarrhea. Not really. How's it make you feel to know no matter what you do you'll never be more creative than the Japanese?

Taking a dump in a holiday inn that overlooks beautiful Juarez!

I'm taking a nasty dump. I really should change my diet to something besides box macaroni.

I couldn't save my dump for the plane unfortunately. All I ate yesterday was mashed potatoes... They don't really shift shape from mouth to toilet.

Taking a dump. It's a stringy one. All I ate yesterday was 3 mini burgers.

Taking my 2nd dump of the day. The first was annoying. I had to wake up and take a dump in the middle of the night.

I'm crapping out 12 hours of drinking. Utterly dehydrated. I thought for sure if I drank that much that Dallas would lose and Pittsburgh would win.

Got lucky. Came to take a shit and someone just went before me so the seat is all warm.

This dump smells smokey. Strange.

I wonder if Adrian Pasdar is going to be in some romantic comedies nows. Oh yeah. I'm taking a dump.

I'm taking a dump at the Euro Youth Hostel. It stinks. I'm getting overly philosophical. Damn you for staying in the Southeast. I'll never get laid again.

I just took a BCS.