Turds... Double Turds!

I ate a lot of ruffage yesterday. Strangely enough this dump can only be described with one word, however, and that word is "smoothage".

Beef... It's what I'm pooping.

Man, that was one thick dump. We're talking organically made human cement.

I'm pooping.

The holiday leftovers are giving me a case of Deja Poo.

Another Tuesday another Beer Dump.

I'm taking a big post BBQ dump. I cooked some good stuff. Great dump food.

Memorial weekend dump.

Another splendid dump.

This dump has that New Orleans personality to it. I made Jambalaya yesterday. Oh when the turds, Oh when the turds go marching out!

I'm pooping P.F. Chang. I don't know if that makes this dump "family style" or not.

Taking a stubborn dump. I know there's a big prize behind door #1, but that prize can't fit through sideways. If you know what I mean.

I took half an immodium last night. Need I say more?

Taking a big D. A hail storm cracked the S out of my windshield. It was baseball sized. Like my last turd. I guess that means my BM is now golfball sized.

I'm dropping weight.

Taking a massive smelly softie. Liquid dinners will do that to you. Imagine that.

Nice review. You should email that guy pictures of turds. I'm making some now.

I'm taking Texas Style dump.

My dump is soft, it feels like cake coming out. Sure doesn't smell like cake, however.

I'm taking a big brown. It smells hot, if that makes any sense.

Waterdump. This is the kind of dump, that if left in a public restaurant's toilet, they would lose business.

I'm taking a big brown.

I'm taking a good ol fashioned beer dump.

A big dump is on the horizon.

I'm taking a big one. Had to use 1 ply all week. Not good.