I've been laying bricks lately, really smelly bricks.

I'm depositing this weekend's memories in the Texas sewer system now.

I'm taking a $6.99 T-Dump at the airport.

I'm taking a dump at Rupp's. Just -- this moment -- realized I should've upper deckered it. With any luck, I'll have one in the morning.

I'm taking a dump and drinking a beer. There should be a name for that.

Give me a wake up call tomorrow to be safe. I'm drunk. I have my alarm set, but we have to play this safe. 11 Am Eastern Time. I'm taking a dump.

I'm going to take a dump at your house sometime this weekend. I'm gonna do it. I'm also taking one now. I bowled a 225 last night.

I'm taking a dump tenderloin.

I'm taking a rock solid dump.

So much corn if you know what I mean, and I think you do. But in case you don't know, I am taking a corn dump. Jiffy Pop.

Did you go to Batman last night? I'm taking a dump.

Orval Reddenbacher would be proud of this dump.

This dump text spans every time zone (48 states). At a different part in each of your day you are brought to the attention of my turd production.

I'm dropping brown pound.

Dude, my dump just iceberged a full 2 inches above the water line. No joke.

The dump of a true champion.

2nd wine dump of the day. Wine dumps make a different noise when they come out. Kinda like taking off a sock.

I'm a turd factory. I'll never let the government outsource my services to the third world. 100% American Poop from now to forever.

You should look up pictures of dumps on your new iPhone. It may give you an idea of what I'm doing right now.

This dump is exceptional.

Power Dump!

Back on schedule. I don't know where it all keeps coming from. I don't remember eating so much. Maybe it's beef from 3 weeks ago or bubble gum from 7 years back?

Forgot to call you back... I'm taking a big dump. Haven't drank, going on 5 days. Dumps change color when you do that.

I hate Vegas. Any place that makes me NOT want to drink is a bad place. And I'm taking a dump.

I'm taking a dump.

I'm taking a dump tikka masala.

First dump of July.