I'm taking a slick nasty. Mostly chicken wings and beer runoff.

This dump is all right. I think I'm going back to bed after it.

It sucks when the inside of your nose smells like vomit. No dump yet.

I ate some homemade bolognese last night. I'm making something that looks like meat sauce right now.

Ever heard of anyone having yellow fever, gangreen, pink eye and blue balls at the same time? I'm browning the water right now, if you catch my drift.

This dump smells like the Steelers' offensive line.

Nothing like an early evening romantic dump. Bottle of wine, seared scallops w/ a garlic demi glaze, the company of a good woman, and peanut encrusted turds.

I'm taking a dumptime original movie.

I'm taking a dump on the set of a C. Thomas Howell vehicle. I wish I was taking a dump on his vehicle.

I'm taking a dump in the vicinity of C. Thomas Howell.

I'm taking another Whiskey Brown.

My turds are like solid chunks of Jameson whiskey. I could probably wrap them in foil and sell them to alcoholic housewives.

Nothing like a dump the night after [redacted].

Now this is a dump. Ah, it stinks.

I'm downloading last night's pizza, if you know what I mean.

LND=late night dump

I [redacted] last night. I'm taking a dump. I'm pretty much in heaven.

I'm dropping a big deuce and running dangerously close to not having enough TP. It's fun living on the edge.

This dump felt like it ran out of my ass.

I got drunk at a party with Matthew McConahughy last night. He's a dipshit. I'm taking a dump.

I'm taking a smelly dump.

Pooptime.

3rd dump of the day. Now that's what I call "labor".

2nd dump in an hour.