Taking a ghoulish dump.

PGH dump. Yesterday I got drunk and threw vegetables at deer.

Taking a dump at the ATL airport. Man!

This dump is confused. It doesn't know if it's big or small, crisp or pasty, supposed to fill a room or just your nose.

McCain's latest stunt is outrageous. This robo-call thing. Desperation is a stinky cologne. I'm taking a dump, too.

The first part of this dump sounded like a nervous trumpet player at his first symphony.

Another dump.

Taking a nice dump teriyaki with a side of dump fried rice.

There we go. I've dumped my trip away. I think I can sleep now.

Trying to force this dump about 30 minutes earlier than usual. Induced dumping.

This dump's slow, smelly release into the world can be described with two words: Sensual Essence.

This is a toilet clogger. Can already tell.

I'm taking a big bar-food dump. Mini corn dogs, wings, fries and lots of beer. All still turns brown.

Butt vomit. That would be a good song title.

Just saw the movie Choke. It's so-so. I'm taking a dump.

Got a late start today. [Redacted] Taking a full dump now, too.

Nothing from the annals of history has prepared this toilet for the bombardment it now faces. It is a ceramic country defecesed by superior intestinal technology.

Slow crawler. You find yourself tempted to push harder than necessary. A real dumpsman knows to let it work itself out for maximum pleasure and optimum smell.

I'm taking a dump.