Taking a post SBTTT dump.

These guts were made for poopin, and that's just what they do... One of these days these guts are gonna poop all over you.

3 giant plates of delicious thanksgiving dinner = 1 giant bowl of disgusting black Friday excrement.

Second major Turd-day dump in an hour. This one resembles gravy more than the earlier one which possessed more of a stuffing consistency.

I'm taking a dump at a nice hotel. Only way to do it when the mood strikes you when out for a walk.

Nice big fermented alcohol turd.

This dump is a combination of good times and bad. Sweet memories and sour. Day and night. Hello and goodbye.

I'm taking a dump now. It smells like old coffee beans.

Sometimes a dump comes along that makes you proud to be an American. Greatest dumps in the world! God bless!

Steelers rule! I'm taking a dump.

I don't even have to tell you what I'm doing. I don't have to get into details. I just have to tell you when and your mind will take care of the rest.

I spared you earlier today, but this dump is like a childbirth nightmare in a late 70's horror movie.

Popcorn at the movie theaters is dangerous. What used to be an extra large is now a medium. My intestines suffered through the night. My anus cries.

Just saw a bum with a dog. What's special about this scenario is that his dog was wearing sunglasses. I got a picture. I'm taking a dump too.

This dump I'm taking smells like dog poop. Must be all that dog food I ate for dinner last night.

I don't know where all this poop keeps coming from. I could probably fill a large paper grocery bag a week.

This dump was what I call a Joe Pesci dump. Very small yet aggressive.

Not the best dump... There are bad dumps.

I'm taking a Big Brown Ben.

Haven't taken a sober Saturday dump in a long time. It's nice knowing this will be the only dump I take over the next 4 hours.

First dump text from the new phone! I could take a picture for you, but I have to pay 5 bucks a month for that service, and not until that special dump comes...

Massive single turd. Entire dump. Would have been perfect upper decker.

I just laid a turd that reminds me of the giant maggot that Gina Davis gives birth to in the nightmare scene of "The Fly". Huge. Still moving.