Pure paste.

Now I'm taking a dump at the mall. They've really increased the quality of the shitters at these places. Not just for fingering high schoolers anymore.

I'm now taking 4th (Huge) dump in less than 24 hours. I seem to generate poop the way a spider generates its web. Silk, right?

I'm in the bathroom and I'm not brushing my teeth.

There's more. I can't believe it. I just took the biggest dump of 08 and now there's more. Where does it come from? I'm speechless.

I'm taking a dump in a ghetto restaurant after a walk-of-shame. They have Steeler paraphanalia. Great big dump, too. May have to wipe with a sock.

I ate nothing but pasta yesterday. Fitting this dump is like stinky linguine with clam sauce.

I'm taking a dump at The Wong Beach airport! Already met two STEELERS fans.

There's a whole lotta poopin goin on!

Post Cowboy rape dump!

Taking a nice dump now. AC/DC tonight!

This dump would have stood half a foot out of the water if it had roots.

I forgot how bad dumps can smell when things like beer aren't contributing.

Two days of alcohol free dumps. I think I deserve some applause.

Dumps are so much better after a day of no drinking. That and I usually only have to take one to two a day as opposed to five.

That first dump was just the calm before the storm. This dump is the storm.

In honor of the Steelers 5 take aways yesterday I will expell 5 turds from my anus during this dump.