I just saw some old dude washing his balls in the sink in the bathroom at LAX. Jesus.

This dump is a slow crawler. Like a tarantula on the prowl.

Ecstasy can really kick your ass if you let it. You probably shouldn't drink in the sun all day before doing it, too. Been awake nearly 24 hours. Dumping.

Beer shits and ecstasy. Great combination. The cold toilet seat is a pleasant relief however. I smell like strippers. Smells good.

One question I never had before today is answered, that question: "what's it like to take a dump while on ecstacy?"... Well... It's phenomenal!

I'm taking a south beach dump. God, this place is douchetastic.

I got a case of the beer shits... Probably shouldn't have worn white boxers today.

This dump has a spongy quality to it... Like pooping cake.

This dump is a victorious one. I Willie Nelsoned my hair last night and the bartender bought me 6 drinks. I only spent $10. Recession drinking!

This dump just came out of left field. Not at all an inconvenient visitor, but a pleasant surprise!

My days are monopolized by poop. If I'm not taking one then I'm picking up the poop of this dog I'm watching.

My dump is a bracket buster. My dump is 25/32 with only 1 Sweet 16 team out. Smell on that.

Taking a small dump that has a big smell... A Spud Webb, if you will.

I'm taking an especially stinky dump. It's very potent. It breaks through my sinus congestion. It's making me nauseous. I may pass out.

Took a good one today. It's warm today.

I'm taking a dump. BIG CRAPPLE style. Good thing it's greenish, being as today is St. Patty's.

Gotta love the Atlanta airport. Nothing ever happens on time. I should be taking this dump on the floor. The smooth R&B isn't helping matters.

This dump is my dump, it is not your dump.

Each dump is a part of me. I am saddened at the conclusion of each excavation for a part of my spiritual center is lost to the filthy sewerworld.

I've drank so many liquids trying to flush my system of illness that my anus is like a sewer drain at the moment. Maybe I should eat some bread?

This dump is torture. I've come down with bronchitis. Every poop thrust leads to painful coughing. I don't know what's browner, the mucus or the feces.

4th dump. It's not us. It's preservatives. Something here is not right.

I love dumping in Asian run establishments because the toilets are lower to the ground which makes for better movements.

I'm in San Francisco and taking a dump in the ass-friendly part of town.

There is something in the water or beer in America that brings upon numerous dumps after a binge. In other countries I do not have this problem.

I'm taking a big ol' dump. Big ol' dump, yeah.

Heaven just left my ass. There is nothing to live for anymore. For all of us. Just beer, women, hellraising and dumps. Entertaining each other falls in there.

This dump is a lot like poopie maranara sauce, a bolognese, if you will. There's still some meat balls to go along with it, though.