Beer Dump!

I'm taking a big dump. It consists of chicken wings and ramen noodles. I haven't taken the skin boat to tuna town in a while. I need a slump buster! Man!

I'm taking a dump with the door open so I can hear the TV. If I had a mirror on the door I'd really be cooking with gas.

This dump is like a toblerone, one giant turd inside breaking off in bite sized sections.

I'm taking a dump and drinking a bloody mary.

I'm taking a dump at a place called Mud... butt mud, man!

I'm taking a historic dump. It's the second dump I've taken since the Mets won their first game at Citi Field... It took them 2 tries to get 1st win.

Burrito + Espresso = Spring Colon Cleaning.

I have solid dumps. Haven't been boozing as much.

The cost of a dump is equal to the price of an espresso. Places that serve them have nicer bathrooms... $2-4 for a big dump is fair in the city.

I just broke off about a foot... Jeeeeh. A foot of that smelly... Jeeeeh.

Taking dumps rules. I'm doing it now. It smells terrible. The kind of smell horror movies/Skynyrd songs are written about.

I'm taking a burning pasty. These are the worst. They burn the a-hole, then take forever to wipe clean.

It is quite hard to find a place to shit in this city. All cans are for customers or blocked by doormen. Well, one thing's for certain. This dumper has no HIV!

This is one noisy dump. Sounds like something is dying.

I'm taking a late night ramen inspired dump... Are you looking a NY jobs? You should move up here. Then we can take dumps together.

I'm taking a dump.

I'm taking a big dump just feet away from where you rest.

I'm taking a big Chuck at Dump's.

Big dump. Big. 4th of the day. I don't know where it all comes from.

Taking my third dump of the day. This one burns.

Just squeezed out a long log. A redwood of sorts.

Big turd. Long log.

I'm taking a dump.

I'm taking a dump at your house. In your toilet. In your tub. Right now. Motorcycle farts.