This dump has a touch of "the fire" to it. I also know it's going to be a most painful wipe being as it's already my third dump today.

A dump overtook me... should be a good night.

I'm taking a dump. Nothing too funny to report. Just dumping.

Unfortunately I have now dumped out all of the luxurious food from Martha's Vineyard, and now roadside McNuggets (of my return trip) create difficulties for me.

If my dump were police it would be Major Dump.

I'm dumping out lobster, beef, and other fine things. Making room for more.

Taking a dump on the ferry to Martha's Vineyard. The toilet seat is quite high, not great for forceful expulsion of pre-party turds.

Happy birthday, dude. I'll send you a picture of my dump.

The beer dumps never stop.

I ended up at a titty bar with Christy Brinkley last night. I'm really hungover. Oh yeah, I'm taking a dump.

I'm taking a popcorn dump, those come after a day when popcorn was your major meal. I have to say they are my least favorite of all dumps. Pasty, slow, dank.

This dump is like when you are trying to get the last of the toothpaste out, you know there is more in there. It takes work, but otherwise you can't brush.

This is the first dump I've ever taken when two major championships reside in the city of cities. Throw in Federer at the French Open and I'm shittin' pretty!

Coffee. Some look at my insides as half-full... I look at them as half empty.

The Pens are going to take it tonight. Something about the dump tells me so. I have psychic abilities when I poo.

D-U-M-P-D-U-M-P-D-U-M-P.

I used to not drink coffee, I know why, but at the same time I'm feeling much more empty in a positive way.

Taking a biggadabiggadabiggada dump.

I saw David Byrne of the Talking Heads last night... My butt is doing some talking right now... Oh, gawd, it coughed something up.

Successful turd mission. Not much of a dung, but the smell is extreme.

Taking a dump in a dive bar.

I really don't have any idea where all this poop keeps coming from. I took a giant deuce at 4pm & am... Now again.

I could hear my fart over the blaring Stand By Me playing at the sports bar.

I just "ran" home... but I'm still "running" if you know what I mean.

Saturday afternoon dump. Ahhhhhhh.

I love toilets that are low to the ground. That extra squattage helps you get out the deep stuff.

I've been tricked by my bowels. A mega dump she blows, but only after a rigorous series of wipes doth more demons call for freedom.

Coffee: a consistent grind of dump.

An early afternoon burner. It feels like my butt has burped after doing 2 shots of hot sauce.

I just made two servings of Ninja Corn Chowder.

I've reached into the reserve tank for this beer dump. Almost all my dumps are beer dumps now.