Taking a dump in a classic mafia/sopranos style joint in Jersey. Near the construction sites.

I just want to make sure I'm not dumping in vein.

It's like I'm not even pooping the way you ignore my dump messages. I'm taking a Canadian Colossus, ahora!

Canadian beer dump, eh?

Canadians suck. South Park is an accurate portrayal. Beadie eyes, bikes with square tires. I'm taking a dump.

Taking a Canadian turd slide.

I'm taking a dump at the Canadian border. Hoser.

Corn on the cob last night = corn on the log today.

Good dump. I held it in for a mile long walk. Farted the whole thing out. Spray shits smell worse.

This dump is insignificant.

My piss smells like rubbing alcohol. I think I've reached that level where I am a brewery.

This dump has a deep, damp smell to it.

Taking dumps in New York rules because you eat so many different kinds of food that "you never know what you're gonna get."

Taking a crawling dump.

Taking a dump at a bar and that fat wad Jonah Hill is here. He's with the love interest from Superbad. They're so young. Remember when men carried movies? They seem nice. MAN!

After another weekend of marathon drinking, my dump feels as if it drains out my life force.

I'm taking a dump, drinking mimosas... I rule!

This dump not only smells like shit, it also smells dirty, if you'll allow me that literary liberty.

You should contact the band Those Darlins and invite them to play with you. They're great. Check them out. I'm taking a dump at their concert. They drink!

Taking a dump. Definitely alleviates some of the pressure after that meal.

I'm taking a dump. Not too beerish, surprisingly.

Taking a mean Coney Island style dump.

After this dump, I will have wiped my ass 30 times today. Pain, I tell you. Pain.

This dump shot out of my butt like a t-shirt from a t-shirt cannon at a professional sporting event.

My flight delay has caused me to use my plane dump early.