Just took a nasty curry dump. It's like the poop the kid jumps in in Slumdog.

This dump has spoken to me. It asked a question. That question was "Why did you eat so many peanuts on the plane yesterday?"

I'm laying a yule log that's sure to spread cheer from coast to coast. Every time a Ninja dumps, an angel gets a drink.

Taking an ATSmell in ATL Farstfield Interracial Aerobus Station.

Taking a dump. I blacked out last night and woke up at 7am. Excellent victory.

I enjoy wine dumps. The sediment from the wine creates turds of near perfect consistency. Not too hard, not too soft. Easy cleanup, too. But always green.

This is what I call a Wednesday Afternoon Crawler.

A dump, a dump, a big brown dump, smelly nuggets of rancid fun buttmud!

Taking a dump at the Waldorf Astoria. Doesn't get much classier than this! Redrum! Redrum! Smelly!

That was 8 sacks worth of poo. I just experienced a "loss of yardage" as in 3 yards of poop exiting my body.

This dump feels good. Plain and simple.

Takin' a Wednesday night dump on Friday Night Lights.

If I owned Troublemaker Studios and had to base its name on what I am doing right now inside its very walls, it would be called Poopmaker Stuidos.

Saw the new Predator dogs today. Pretty lame. There was some cool machine gun stuff, though. Taking a dump.

Yuck! This dump looks a lot like what I imagine zombie poop would look like.

Taking a whiskey river of a dump. My face winced like after a shot of warm Beam when the poo made its exit.

I'm taking a dump in Phoenix... or to save time, I suppose I could just say "I'm taking a Phoenix."

I met Ron Jeremy last night and now I'm doing to the toilet with poo what he does to women with his wiener.