It's a big steamer.

I'm taking a a beer dump.

Oh yeah! I'm taking a dump!

This dump may just be a hallucination. I may in fact be driving and shitting right now.

I almost shat my pants while driving in the desert. I actually peed a bit in my pants, pulled over 2 release pressure. A gas station appeared like a mirage...

I'm taking an alcoholic's dump.

I'm taking dump. It's hissed like a serpent demon coming out.

I'm taking a dump at a Toyota dealership.

I'm taking a big dump. It's as if someone is pulling a 10 foot poop-rope out of my insides.

The second half of my dump is now complete.

I've been taking a lot of pasty half dumps lately. 10-12 wipes then a 2nd dump hits me an hour later, followed by another 12 wiper. I've been drinking coffee.

I'm taking a dump. It's pasty.

I'm downloading... poop into the toilet.

I'm taking a dump.

We're shooting outside a Mexican Barber Shop today. It's awesome. I'm taking a dump at the place.

I'm taking a dump in the woman's bathroom at a public park.

This dump is like pure alcohol in poop form.

Drinking is so hard today. My head hurts when I push the turds out.