I'm working on a movie w/ Uncle Rico. We threw football yesterday. He can throw it over them mountains. Good arm. I'm taking a dump in Luling, Texas!

I'm taking a big smelly.

Iceberg Shit! That's 2 in a week.

Iceberg Shit! Reminiscent of the turd from my 1st upper decker.

Beeeeeeer Duuuuump!

I'm taking a big dump. It's like getting out that last bit of toothpaste when you should have gotten a new tube days ago, if you know what I mean.

I'm taking another beer dump.

I took a dump that stunk at a 9 on a scale of 10 last night. I couldn't even text b/c I needed both hands to protect my nostrils from being burnt by anal smoke.

Taking a big beer dump. Two a days again. Drinking too much.