Boredom is a killer. But not as "killer" as this whiskey dump I'm a takin'. I ate hamburgers on hot dog buns last night. What's next? Dogs and cats living 2gether?
Whenever my friend John goes number two, he sends his friends a descriptive text message. This is a collection of those messages. John is unaware of this blog. He sends these text messages strictly for his own amusement, but I feel they should be shared with the world.
Disclaimer: Post times reflect the moment I receive his messages (Eastern Standard Time) and may not accurately represent the precise times of his dumps.