This one is huge. That's all I can say. It's "the Dolly Parton's boobs" of dumps.

This is the dump I would want to take on Madonna's chest.

How was the show? I'm taking a big dump.

Some dumps do more damage than good. This dump feels like an iguana fled a predator via my bumhole. Quick escape. Still very satisfying.

I went lake swimming today. Nature's waters seem to have cured my anus of the burn of repeated single-ply use. We'll see after this last brown lemming falls!

I'm so cool I'm taking a dump and wearing sunglasses.

Taking a dump with a sore lower back sucks. My dump muscles are so developed that my back tightens when I expell a stubborn brownling.

Taking an Inglorious dump. It was on the edge through the entire film. Good movie.

Taking a megadump. If this were bio-transformers my dump would change into a chicken sandwich.

This dump looked like the equivalent of if a woman gave birth to twins but one was white (plae brown) and the other black (very dark brown).

Taking a dump, and when I flush I'm going to burn whoever is in the shower in the other bathroom.

Taking a dump. It's a sloth-like crawler... I can feel every peanut and kernal of corn.

I'm making it a Chocolate Sunday!

Taking a dump after a long awaited night of numerical (hours being 9) rest... Still drank 375 beers last night.

Taking a dump in the Philly airport. Wish there was a way I could not flush it but the toilet has a sensor.

Taking a dump in Michigan, the stall has "Obamacrimes.com" written on it. Maybe interesting. Pellet dump. One push from payload.

I've never taken a dump that looks like this. 1/2 bacon-egg-cheese, mussaman curry, and ceaser salad brings about something that looks like a stepped on crab.

My third dump of the day, technically 4th but I never left the bathroom after the 1st. I think you have to leave the bathroom to call it a different dump.

This dump tricked me. I wiped my ass and then another wave of poo hit me. I was sucker-dumped.

I bet Barack doesn't take dumps this big.

This dump would clog most domestic toilets, but industrial bowls inhale it like Oprah does pig feet.

I'm taking a dump.

Taking a dump. I almost got tongue from a 39 year old last night.