Taking a slow dump. Depending on when and where you are, some refer to these as "nightcrawlers."

Detox dump. 3 days in. Clean-body dumps smell awful.

Taking a BBD (Big Bad Dump). After two days of detoxing I expect it to be a glowing red color.

Just enjoying my coffee and taking a dump. That's right.

I've got horrible "bubble guts." I have to sit down on the toilet every time I fart for fear of dumping in my pants!

Taking a big dump. It's big, I tell ya. Biiiiiiiig. Not as big as my last dump, but big nonetheless.

Taking a dump on a can with no seat. It reeks of the multi-cultural cuisine of a NYC return! The Jersey boys at the urinal were just commenting on its foulness.

I may get to meet Encino Man tonight! Taking another dump.

First dump in the Big Crapple since getting back last night.

No pretty girl next to me on this flight. Old Chinese man. Just ate a brisket sandwich, should have a good air-dump.

Dump on the floor, dump on the floor. Lookin like a fool when you dump on the floor! Dump on the floor, shit turd sideways, lookin like a fool!

Drinkin' $1 mimosas. Watchin Tony Homo suck balls. Takin' a dump. May have some Sunday Skin Boat to Tuna Town action lined up... All in all an OK day.

Third dump of the day. Each one looser than the one before it.

If that last dump was a snake, then this dump is snake eggs. Tiny turds with potent smell. Messy clean up. Great hollowing feeling, though. Gettin' it all out.

My dump looked like a sleeping snake.

I had to leave my seat at the computer to take my seat at the Throne. My kingdom is small, but has great odor defense system to ward off enemies (and enemas).

I've done smarter things than eat a loaded chili baked potato before seeing Avatar... This dump is a SmellMAX 4D experience. Starring Michelle Rodriguez.

All my turds today have been butt slivers. They keep you feeling like you didn't finish the previous dump, all farts in between reek, but you get all the wipes.

Taking a dump on a really cold toilet seat at a convenience store. Normally a "convenience" joke would follow but I'm shivering a little much at the moment.

Post vomit dumps are always a task. Internal pressure differences make evacuation more difficult.

Sci Fi dump texts: The smell of this dump has shown me the future but as I look at the turds in the toilet, I know I have taken this dump before.

I just turned my toilet into the "Fiesta Bowl"... Poop with a lot of heart, dooking it out.

Second dump of the new decade has some fire and spice to it! A good sign for the sex life!

First dump of the new decade! It's the product of beer, whiskey, vodka, and champagne. Nice consistency, strong and manly odor. It's gonna be a good year.