This dump smells like all the movie popcorn butter I've ingested over the past 3 years. And shit, oh yeah, it also smells like shit. Smells a lot like shit.
Whenever my friend John goes number two, he sends his friends a descriptive text message. This is a collection of those messages. John is unaware of this blog. He sends these text messages strictly for his own amusement, but I feel they should be shared with the world.
Disclaimer: Post times reflect the moment I receive his messages (Eastern Standard Time) and may not accurately represent the precise times of his dumps.