Had to hold my first dump of the day till now, 6:30 PM b/c the shoot I was on today had no TP. I don't work often, but when I do I like to skirt duties w/ doody!
Whenever my friend John goes number two, he sends his friends a descriptive text message. This is a collection of those messages. John is unaware of this blog. He sends these text messages strictly for his own amusement, but I feel they should be shared with the world.
Disclaimer: Post times reflect the moment I receive his messages (Eastern Standard Time) and may not accurately represent the precise times of his dumps.