Roud 2. This one glows of a hint of brisket.

When you eat BBQ at a place like Smitty's in Lockhart, TX your dump the next day has much more personality.

Dump Dos for the day.

Boredom is a killer. But not as "killer" as this whiskey dump I'm a takin'. I ate hamburgers on hot dog buns last night. What's next? Dogs and cats living 2gether?

Blast off! This dump looks an awful lot like the Dawgs' performance last night. Taking strike 3 over and over...

I eat one cob of corn on Sunday and still... My toilet seems like a midwestern state.

Corn.

Taking a horrendous beer dump, I had corn and brownies for dinner. My morning wood hasn't subsided, so thinks are extra difficult and messy. Couldn't hold it.

Just dropped a brown-pound.

D-U-M-P spells "dump."

Poo, wonderful poo!

I'm breaking off some brown from way deep. It feels like it's coming out all the way from my upper intestine. Massage like.

I ate a lot of fried food last night. Breaded turds.

The farts sound like firecrackers, the turds burn like fire.

I had to shit so bad it was making me dizzy. Now the smell is doing that.

I'm taking a dump.

Saturday morning Beer Dump... Just like cartoons in the old days.

Here's the rest of that dump... I knew I left something to pass.

I'm taking a dump. I worked on the new Friday the 13th yesterday. It's going to blow. This text message will be more entertaining.

I go to the premiere school in the world for my craft and today I am reduced to applying for temp work. If only I could get paid for this dump I'm taking.

I'm taking a dump. Send a pic of Dog Named Sue wearing shades.

I'm taking a dank one.

I'm taking a Big Brown or a Federer. A real stinker.

Dude, you shoulda seen this turd I laid earlier. Borderline beautiful. The lines, the coloring, one glorious log.

It's over 5,000ft between my turd and your head. High altitude dumps rule!

Looks like the real Big Browns are left for the true master.

I'm taking a DUMP. This time tomorrow I'll be taking a dump in Wyoming.

A "B.B.D." if you will.

Taking a big beer dump.

Dump sweet dump!

Living on the edge, almost shit my pants. Made it to the John in the Nick of Time! Boomshakalaka!