I'm taking a dump at Rick's Cabaret... a stripper told me she hates WWF b/c it's fake. I told her the love they show us is fake. She walked away shortly after.
Whenever my friend John goes number two, he sends his friends a descriptive text message. This is a collection of those messages. John is unaware of this blog. He sends these text messages strictly for his own amusement, but I feel they should be shared with the world.
Disclaimer: Post times reflect the moment I receive his messages (Eastern Standard Time) and may not accurately represent the precise times of his dumps.